day three-hundred-and-forty-six - red-spotted trapeze crab

fuck fuck crab shit balls

whatever, i've got three minutes

© jem barratt

but what a happy crab. he's as happy as a bean.

i wish i was a happy bean crab.

huh? xj

day two-hundred-and-thirty-nine - xmas hermit crab

two days past christmas, but it's hard to see a calendar out of a huge shell...

© jem barratt

that's why he looks like he's running so as to not be late for christmas.

too late hermit crab. too late.

xj

day twenty-eight - fiddler crab

fiddler crabs are the best crabs. especially if you refer to them as fiddly-winks...

© jem barratt

that face in the corner belongs to this fruity character. but this guy defies all logic surrounding the cuteness of crabs. he even has what appear to be pretty eyelashes.

all i can tell you about fiddler crabs is that i love them, and that they are the geishas of the crustacean world, what with their coyness, face-hiding, and hand-size discrepancies. (hands are a type of claw... look it up [on this blog, not in an encyclopaedia])

xj!