day three-hundred-and-forty-six - red-spotted trapeze crab

fuck fuck crab shit balls

whatever, i've got three minutes

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but what a happy crab. he's as happy as a bean.

i wish i was a happy bean crab.

huh? xj

day two-hundred-and-thirty-nine - xmas hermit crab

two days past christmas, but it's hard to see a calendar out of a huge shell...

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that's why he looks like he's running so as to not be late for christmas.

too late hermit crab. too late.

xj

day twenty-five - meh

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sorry. this is all you get because today: my dog ran away, my wallet was stolen, i lost my job, i had to wash my hair, i was in a car crash, i had a funeral to attend and i had to go to hospital. (two of those are true... well three, but i didn't NEED to wash my hair)

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i only drew the right page in the first picture today. the others are lunch-time doodles of the week.

i'll cover my penchant for animals riding other animals at a more opportune time. g'night.
xj